| Standings | Individuals | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Individual Detail | Round Report | Stat Key |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| They Like Ice Cream | W | 395 | 15 | 4 | 11 | 3 | 20 | 19.75 | 1.33 | 5.00 | 15 | 240 | 16.00 |
| You're Tearing Me Apart, ELISA! | W | 470 | 20 | 4 | 11 | 2 | 20 | 23.50 | 2.00 | 7.50 | 15 | 310 | 20.67 |
| We Don't Need No Stinking Science Players | W | 410 | 235 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 20.50 | 2.00 | 5.00 | 10 | 300 | 30.00 |
| Dharma and Greg Bums | W | 425 | 35 | 4 | 10 | 1 | 20 | 21.25 | 4.00 | 14.00 | 14 | 270 | 19.29 |
| FARC the Police | W | 450 | 70 | 4 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 22.50 | inf | inf | 15 | 280 | 18.67 |
| Human Traffic Cones | L | 310 | 325 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 15.50 | 3.00 | 10.00 | 10 | 200 | 20.00 |
| Total | 2460 | 700 | 23 | 56 | 9 | 120 | 20.50 | 2.56 | 8.78 | 79 | 1600 | 20.25 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Seth Teitler | J-J-J-Jack Knife | 6.0 | 9 | 14 | 0 | 120 | 2.29 | inf | inf | 275 | 45.83 |
| Selene Koo | J-J-J-Jack Knife | 6.0 | 1 | 9 | 3 | 120 | 0.75 | 0.33 | 3.33 | 90 | 15.00 |
| Matt Weiner | J-J-J-Jack Knife | 6.0 | 9 | 21 | 6 | 120 | 2.62 | 1.50 | 5.00 | 315 | 52.50 |
| Evan Adams | J-J-J-Jack Knife | 6.0 | 4 | 12 | 0 | 120 | 1.50 | inf | inf | 180 | 30.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| You're Tearing Me Apart, ELISA! | W | 395 | 40 | 4 | 11 | 3 | 20 | 19.75 | 1.33 | 5.00 | 15 | 240 | 16.00 |
| Dharma and Greg Bums | W | 545 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 27.25 | 8.00 | 17.00 | 17 | 340 | 20.00 |
| FARC the Police | W | 335 | 120 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 20 | 16.75 | 1.20 | 2.40 | 12 | 210 | 17.50 |
| The Cattle Raid of Cooley-Tukey | W | 375 | 125 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 20 | 18.75 | 0.80 | 2.40 | 12 | 260 | 21.67 |
| Patriotic Gorehounds | W | 360 | 155 | 8 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 18.00 | 8.00 | 12.00 | 12 | 205 | 17.08 |
| NATIONAL CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD | W | 450 | 75 | 3 | 11 | 3 | 20 | 22.50 | 1.00 | 4.67 | 14 | 310 | 22.14 |
| Total | 2460 | 525 | 33 | 49 | 18 | 120 | 20.50 | 1.83 | 4.56 | 82 | 1565 | 19.09 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Matt Bollinger | The Ignaz von Dollinger Escape Plan | 6.0 | 12 | 18 | 5 | 120 | 2.79 | 2.40 | 6.00 | 335 | 55.83 |
| Chris Ray | The Ignaz von Dollinger Escape Plan | 6.0 | 4 | 14 | 5 | 120 | 1.46 | 0.80 | 3.60 | 175 | 29.17 |
| John Lawrence | The Ignaz von Dollinger Escape Plan | 6.0 | 7 | 7 | 1 | 120 | 1.42 | 7.00 | 14.00 | 170 | 28.33 |
| Eric Mukherjee | The Ignaz von Dollinger Escape Plan | 6.0 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 120 | 1.79 | 1.43 | 2.86 | 215 | 35.83 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Frankenstein Wolfed the Meat Man | W | 235 | 215 | 2 | 6 | 5 | 20 | 11.75 | 0.40 | 1.60 | 8 | 170 | 21.25 |
| Disgusting Human Stains | W | 315 | 245 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 20 | 15.75 | 1.00 | 2.50 | 10 | 215 | 21.50 |
| NATIONAL CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD | W | 245 | 165 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 20 | 12.25 | 0.83 | 1.67 | 10 | 150 | 15.00 |
| Best Exotic Marigold Victory Bandits | W | 305 | 80 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 20 | 15.25 | 1.25 | 2.75 | 11 | 190 | 17.27 |
| They Like Ice Cream | W | 430 | 25 | 4 | 10 | 3 | 20 | 21.50 | 1.33 | 4.67 | 14 | 285 | 20.36 |
| Total | 1530 | 730 | 20 | 33 | 22 | 100 | 15.30 | 0.91 | 2.41 | 53 | 1010 | 19.06 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Jonathan Magin | In Soviet Russia, Tournament Edits You | 5.0 | 4 | 13 | 4 | 100 | 1.70 | 1.00 | 4.25 | 170 | 34.00 |
| Bruce Arthur | In Soviet Russia, Tournament Edits You | 5.0 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 100 | 0.75 | 1.50 | 3.50 | 75 | 15.00 |
| Will Butler | In Soviet Russia, Tournament Edits You | 5.0 | 2 | 6 | 7 | 100 | 0.55 | 0.29 | 1.14 | 55 | 11.00 |
| Jerry Vinokurov | In Soviet Russia, Tournament Edits You | 5.0 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 100 | 2.20 | 1.22 | 2.33 | 220 | 44.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Three Pros One Joe | W | 260 | 150 | 1 | 9 | 5 | 20 | 13.00 | 0.20 | 2.00 | 10 | 180 | 18.00 |
| Patriotic Gorehounds | W | 290 | 220 | 2 | 8 | 2 | 20 | 14.50 | 1.00 | 5.00 | 10 | 190 | 19.00 |
| In Soviet Russia, Tournament Edits You | L | 245 | 315 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 12.25 | 3.00 | 9.00 | 9 | 145 | 16.11 |
| Reo Fortune and the Sorcerers of Dobu | W | 345 | 160 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 20 | 17.25 | inf | inf | 12 | 210 | 17.50 |
| We Don't Need No Stinking Science Players | L | 220 | 320 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 11.00 | 1.00 | 7.00 | 7 | 150 | 21.43 |
| Total | 1360 | 1165 | 10 | 38 | 9 | 100 | 13.60 | 1.11 | 5.33 | 48 | 875 | 18.23 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Jeff Hoppes | Disgusting Human Stains | 5.0 | 2 | 10 | 1 | 100 | 1.25 | 2.00 | 12.00 | 125 | 25.00 |
| Gautam Kandlikar | Disgusting Human Stains | 5.0 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 100 | 0.70 | 1.00 | 3.50 | 70 | 14.00 |
| Andrew Hart | Disgusting Human Stains | 5.0 | 3 | 11 | 4 | 100 | 1.35 | 0.75 | 3.50 | 135 | 27.00 |
| Mike Sorice | Disgusting Human Stains | 5.0 | 3 | 12 | 2 | 100 | 1.55 | 1.50 | 7.50 | 155 | 31.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| NATIONAL CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD | W | 370 | 100 | 3 | 11 | 1 | 20 | 18.50 | 3.00 | 14.00 | 14 | 220 | 15.71 |
| Human Traffic Cones | W | 310 | 240 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 15.50 | 3.00 | 11.00 | 11 | 190 | 17.27 |
| Patriotic Gorehounds | W | 370 | 85 | 3 | 10 | 3 | 20 | 18.50 | 1.00 | 4.33 | 13 | 240 | 18.46 |
| You're Tearing Me Apart, ELISA! | W | 370 | 55 | 2 | 11 | 1 | 20 | 18.50 | 2.00 | 13.00 | 13 | 235 | 18.08 |
| Disgusting Human Stains | L | 160 | 345 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 20 | 8.00 | 1.00 | 2.00 | 6 | 100 | 16.67 |
| Frankenstein Wolfed the Meat Man | W | 310 | 220 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 15.50 | 2.00 | 5.00 | 10 | 200 | 20.00 |
| Total | 1890 | 1045 | 18 | 49 | 11 | 120 | 15.75 | 1.64 | 6.09 | 67 | 1185 | 17.69 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Rob Carson | Reo Fortune and the Sorcerers of Dobu | 6.0 | 3 | 20 | 1 | 120 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 23.00 | 240 | 40.00 |
| Trevor Davis | Reo Fortune and the Sorcerers of Dobu | 6.0 | 3 | 10 | 3 | 120 | 1.08 | 1.00 | 4.33 | 130 | 21.67 |
| Matt Lafer | Reo Fortune and the Sorcerers of Dobu | 6.0 | 1 | 7 | 5 | 120 | 0.50 | 0.20 | 1.60 | 60 | 10.00 |
| Will Nediger | Reo Fortune and the Sorcerers of Dobu | 6.0 | 11 | 12 | 2 | 120 | 2.29 | 5.50 | 11.50 | 275 | 45.83 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Dharma and Greg Bums | W | 355 | 45 | 3 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 17.75 | inf | inf | 14 | 200 | 14.29 |
| Reo Fortune and the Sorcerers of Dobu | L | 240 | 310 | 2 | 7 | 4 | 20 | 12.00 | 0.50 | 2.25 | 9 | 160 | 17.78 |
| NATIONAL CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD | W | 305 | 165 | 1 | 10 | 3 | 20 | 15.25 | 0.33 | 3.67 | 11 | 205 | 18.64 |
| Best Exotic Marigold Victory Bandits | W | 330 | 95 | 3 | 8 | 5 | 20 | 16.50 | 0.60 | 2.20 | 11 | 230 | 20.91 |
| Frankenstein Wolfed the Meat Man | W | 300 | 165 | 2 | 9 | 2 | 20 | 15.00 | 1.00 | 5.50 | 11 | 190 | 17.27 |
| J-J-J-Jack Knife | W | 325 | 310 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 16.25 | inf | inf | 10 | 200 | 20.00 |
| Total | 1855 | 1090 | 16 | 50 | 14 | 120 | 15.46 | 1.14 | 4.71 | 66 | 1185 | 17.95 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Auroni Gupta | Human Traffic Cones | 6.0 | 8 | 17 | 9 | 120 | 2.04 | 0.89 | 2.78 | 245 | 40.83 |
| Matt Jackson | Human Traffic Cones | 6.0 | 2 | 16 | 1 | 120 | 1.54 | 2.00 | 18.00 | 185 | 30.83 |
| Libo Zeng | Human Traffic Cones | 6.0 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 120 | 1.12 | 4.00 | 12.00 | 135 | 22.50 |
| Kevin Koai | Human Traffic Cones | 6.0 | 2 | 9 | 3 | 120 | 0.88 | 0.67 | 3.67 | 105 | 17.50 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| In Soviet Russia, Tournament Edits You | L | 215 | 235 | 1 | 9 | 2 | 20 | 10.75 | 0.50 | 5.00 | 10 | 120 | 12.00 |
| We Don't Need No Stinking Science Players | L | 165 | 310 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 8.25 | 0.50 | 3.00 | 6 | 110 | 18.33 |
| Dharma and Greg Bums | L | 105 | 195 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 20 | 5.25 | 0.00 | 0.71 | 5 | 90 | 18.00 |
| They Like Ice Cream | W | 475 | -5 | 1 | 16 | 0 | 20 | 23.75 | inf | inf | 17 | 300 | 17.65 |
| Human Traffic Cones | L | 165 | 300 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 20 | 8.25 | 1.33 | 2.33 | 7 | 90 | 12.86 |
| Reo Fortune and the Sorcerers of Dobu | L | 220 | 310 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 11.00 | inf | inf | 7 | 140 | 20.00 |
| Total | 1345 | 1345 | 9 | 43 | 14 | 120 | 11.21 | 0.64 | 3.71 | 52 | 850 | 16.35 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Sam Bailey | Frankenstein Wolfed the Meat Man | 6.0 | 4 | 8 | 7 | 120 | 0.88 | 0.57 | 1.71 | 105 | 17.50 |
| Dallas Simons | Frankenstein Wolfed the Meat Man | 6.0 | 4 | 11 | 2 | 120 | 1.33 | 2.00 | 7.50 | 160 | 26.67 |
| Brendan Byrne | Frankenstein Wolfed the Meat Man | 6.0 | 1 | 20 | 3 | 120 | 1.67 | 0.33 | 7.00 | 200 | 33.33 |
| Dan Passner | Frankenstein Wolfed the Meat Man | 6.0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 120 | 0.25 | 0.00 | 2.00 | 30 | 5.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Patriotic Gorehounds | W | 180 | 95 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 20 | 9.00 | 0.00 | 2.00 | 8 | 120 | 15.00 |
| Frankenstein Wolfed the Meat Man | W | 310 | 165 | 3 | 9 | 4 | 20 | 15.50 | 0.75 | 3.00 | 12 | 195 | 16.25 |
| J-J-J-Jack Knife | L | 235 | 410 | 2 | 7 | 3 | 20 | 11.75 | 0.67 | 3.00 | 9 | 150 | 16.67 |
| FARC the Police | W | 300 | 80 | 2 | 9 | 2 | 20 | 15.00 | 1.00 | 5.50 | 11 | 190 | 17.27 |
| The Cattle Raid of Cooley-Tukey | W | 355 | 105 | 5 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 17.75 | 2.50 | 5.50 | 11 | 230 | 20.91 |
| Disgusting Human Stains | W | 320 | 220 | 3 | 8 | 5 | 20 | 16.00 | 0.60 | 2.20 | 11 | 220 | 20.00 |
| Total | 1700 | 1075 | 15 | 47 | 20 | 120 | 14.17 | 0.75 | 3.10 | 62 | 1105 | 17.82 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Kurtis Droge | We Don't Need No Stinking Science Players | 6.0 | 3 | 13 | 6 | 120 | 1.21 | 0.50 | 2.67 | 145 | 24.17 |
| Marshall Steinbaum | We Don't Need No Stinking Science Players | 6.0 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 120 | 0.96 | inf | inf | 115 | 19.17 |
| Ike Jose | We Don't Need No Stinking Science Players | 6.0 | 6 | 24 | 10 | 120 | 2.33 | 0.60 | 3.00 | 280 | 46.67 |
| Doug Graebner | We Don't Need No Stinking Science Players | 6.0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 120 | 0.46 | 0.25 | 1.75 | 55 | 9.17 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Reo Fortune and the Sorcerers of Dobu | L | 100 | 370 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 5.00 | 1.00 | 4.00 | 4 | 60 | 15.00 |
| The Cattle Raid of Cooley-Tukey | L | 160 | 220 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 8.00 | 1.00 | 3.50 | 7 | 90 | 12.86 |
| Human Traffic Cones | L | 165 | 305 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 20 | 8.25 | 0.00 | 12.00 | 12 | 50 | 4.17 |
| In Soviet Russia, Tournament Edits You | L | 165 | 245 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 8.25 | inf | inf | 8 | 80 | 10.00 |
| The Ignaz von Dollinger Escape Plan | L | 75 | 450 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 3.75 | 0.50 | 1.50 | 3 | 50 | 16.67 |
| Total | 665 | 1590 | 5 | 29 | 6 | 100 | 6.65 | 0.83 | 5.67 | 34 | 330 | 9.71 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Mike Cheyne | NATIONAL CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD | 5.0 | 2 | 7 | 4 | 100 | 0.80 | 0.50 | 2.25 | 80 | 16.00 |
| Bernadette Spencer | NATIONAL CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD | 5.0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 100 | 0.35 | 0.00 | 4.00 | 35 | 7.00 |
| David Seal | NATIONAL CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD | 5.0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 100 | 0.90 | 0.00 | inf | 90 | 18.00 |
| Andrew Ullsperger | NATIONAL CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD | 5.0 | 3 | 9 | 1 | 100 | 1.30 | 3.00 | 12.00 | 130 | 26.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| We Don't Need No Stinking Science Players | L | 95 | 180 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 20 | 4.75 | 0.25 | 1.50 | 6 | 50 | 8.33 |
| Disgusting Human Stains | L | 220 | 290 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 11.00 | 2.00 | 4.50 | 9 | 120 | 13.33 |
| Reo Fortune and the Sorcerers of Dobu | L | 85 | 370 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 4.25 | 0.00 | 4.00 | 4 | 50 | 12.50 |
| Three Pros One Joe | L | 150 | 175 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 20 | 7.50 | 1.00 | 3.00 | 6 | 90 | 15.00 |
| The Ignaz von Dollinger Escape Plan | L | 155 | 360 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 7.75 | 4.00 | 6.00 | 6 | 80 | 13.33 |
| The Cattle Raid of Cooley-Tukey | W | 190 | 60 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 20 | 9.50 | 0.33 | 1.33 | 8 | 130 | 16.25 |
| Total | 895 | 1435 | 13 | 26 | 16 | 120 | 7.46 | 0.81 | 2.44 | 39 | 520 | 13.33 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Chris Borglum | Patriotic Gorehounds | 6.0 | 4 | 14 | 7 | 120 | 1.38 | 0.57 | 2.57 | 165 | 27.50 |
| Billy Beyer | Patriotic Gorehounds | 6.0 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 120 | 1.04 | 0.83 | 2.17 | 125 | 20.83 |
| Amy Harvey | Patriotic Gorehounds | 6.0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 120 | 0.08 | 0.00 | inf | 10 | 1.67 |
| Ahmad Ragab | Patriotic Gorehounds | 6.0 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 120 | 0.62 | 1.33 | 2.33 | 75 | 12.50 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Human Traffic Cones | L | 45 | 355 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 20 | 2.25 | 0.00 | 1.00 | 3 | 30 | 10.00 |
| The Ignaz von Dollinger Escape Plan | L | 10 | 545 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 20 | 0.50 | 0.00 | 0.25 | 1 | 20 | 20.00 |
| Frankenstein Wolfed the Meat Man | W | 195 | 105 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 9.75 | 0.00 | 8.00 | 8 | 120 | 15.00 |
| J-J-J-Jack Knife | L | 35 | 425 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 1.75 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2 | 10 | 5.00 |
| They Like Ice Cream | W | 290 | 25 | 2 | 11 | 1 | 20 | 14.50 | 2.00 | 13.00 | 13 | 155 | 11.92 |
| Total | 575 | 1455 | 4 | 23 | 10 | 100 | 5.75 | 0.40 | 2.70 | 27 | 335 | 12.41 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Mik Larsen | Dharma and Greg Bums | 5.0 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 100 | 0.80 | 1.00 | 4.00 | 80 | 16.00 |
| Alex Gerten | Dharma and Greg Bums | 5.0 | 1 | 8 | 4 | 100 | 0.75 | 0.25 | 2.25 | 75 | 15.00 |
| Stephen Liu | Dharma and Greg Bums | 5.0 | 1 | 9 | 4 | 100 | 0.85 | 0.25 | 2.50 | 85 | 17.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| FARC the Police | W | 205 | 145 | 1 | 10 | 2 | 20 | 10.25 | 0.50 | 5.50 | 11 | 100 | 9.09 |
| NATIONAL CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD | W | 220 | 160 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 11.00 | 1.00 | 10.00 | 10 | 120 | 12.00 |
| Three Pros One Joe | L | 110 | 180 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 20 | 5.50 | 0.00 | 1.50 | 6 | 70 | 11.67 |
| The Ignaz von Dollinger Escape Plan | L | 125 | 375 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 6.25 | inf | inf | 4 | 80 | 20.00 |
| We Don't Need No Stinking Science Players | L | 105 | 355 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 5.25 | inf | inf | 6 | 40 | 6.67 |
| Patriotic Gorehounds | L | 60 | 190 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 3.00 | 1.00 | 4.00 | 4 | 20 | 5.00 |
| Total | 825 | 1405 | 5 | 36 | 8 | 120 | 6.88 | 0.62 | 5.12 | 41 | 430 | 10.49 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Matt Hayes | The Cattle Raid of Cooley-Tukey | 6.0 | 1 | 10 | 1 | 120 | 0.92 | 1.00 | 11.00 | 110 | 18.33 |
| Greg Peterson | The Cattle Raid of Cooley-Tukey | 6.0 | 2 | 15 | 3 | 120 | 1.38 | 0.67 | 5.67 | 165 | 27.50 |
| Drew Scheeler | The Cattle Raid of Cooley-Tukey | 6.0 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 120 | 0.42 | 0.50 | 1.50 | 50 | 8.33 |
| Spencer Weinreich | The Cattle Raid of Cooley-Tukey | 6.0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 120 | 0.58 | 0.00 | inf | 70 | 11.67 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Disgusting Human Stains | L | 150 | 260 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 7.50 | 0.00 | 3.00 | 6 | 100 | 16.67 |
| They Like Ice Cream | W | 160 | 105 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 20 | 8.00 | 0.33 | 2.33 | 7 | 100 | 14.29 |
| The Cattle Raid of Cooley-Tukey | W | 180 | 110 | 1 | 8 | 3 | 20 | 9.00 | 0.33 | 3.00 | 9 | 100 | 11.11 |
| Patriotic Gorehounds | W | 175 | 150 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 8.75 | 1.50 | 4.00 | 8 | 90 | 11.25 |
| You're Tearing Me Apart, ELISA! | W | 170 | 95 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 20 | 8.50 | 0.00 | 4.00 | 8 | 100 | 12.50 |
| Best Exotic Marigold Victory Bandits | W | 210 | 110 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 10.50 | 0.00 | inf | 8 | 130 | 16.25 |
| Total | 1045 | 830 | 5 | 41 | 12 | 120 | 8.71 | 0.42 | 3.83 | 46 | 620 | 13.48 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Jasper Lee | Three Pros One Joe | 6.0 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 120 | 0.71 | 0.00 | 9.00 | 85 | 14.17 |
| Saajid Moyen | Three Pros One Joe | 6.0 | 2 | 13 | 4 | 120 | 1.17 | 0.50 | 3.75 | 140 | 23.33 |
| Joe Nutter | Three Pros One Joe | 6.0 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 120 | 0.50 | 0.33 | 2.33 | 60 | 10.00 |
| Ashvin Srivatsa | Three Pros One Joe | 6.0 | 2 | 13 | 4 | 120 | 1.17 | 0.50 | 3.75 | 140 | 23.33 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| The Cattle Raid of Cooley-Tukey | L | 145 | 205 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 7.25 | inf | inf | 7 | 70 | 10.00 |
| Best Exotic Marigold Victory Bandits | W | 185 | 115 | 2 | 7 | 4 | 20 | 9.25 | 0.50 | 2.25 | 9 | 105 | 11.67 |
| The Ignaz von Dollinger Escape Plan | L | 120 | 335 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 6.00 | 1.00 | 6.00 | 6 | 60 | 10.00 |
| We Don't Need No Stinking Science Players | L | 80 | 300 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 20 | 4.00 | 1.00 | 1.33 | 4 | 40 | 10.00 |
| J-J-J-Jack Knife | L | 70 | 450 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 20 | 3.50 | inf | inf | 3 | 30 | 10.00 |
| You're Tearing Me Apart, ELISA! | W | 255 | 45 | 1 | 10 | 2 | 20 | 12.75 | 0.50 | 5.50 | 11 | 150 | 13.64 |
| Total | 855 | 1450 | 10 | 30 | 10 | 120 | 7.12 | 1.00 | 4.00 | 40 | 455 | 11.38 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Billy Busse | FARC the Police | 6.0 | 6 | 8 | 2 | 120 | 1.33 | 3.00 | 7.00 | 160 | 26.67 |
| Austin Listerud | FARC the Police | 6.0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 120 | 0.33 | 1.00 | 2.00 | 40 | 6.67 |
| Kevin Malis | FARC the Police | 6.0 | 1 | 10 | 2 | 120 | 0.88 | 0.50 | 5.50 | 105 | 17.50 |
| Dan Donohue | FARC the Police | 6.0 | 1 | 10 | 4 | 120 | 0.79 | 0.25 | 2.75 | 95 | 15.83 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| FARC the Police | L | 115 | 185 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 5.75 | 0.50 | 3.00 | 6 | 60 | 10.00 |
| They Like Ice Cream | W | 155 | 45 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 20 | 7.75 | 0.00 | 3.00 | 9 | 80 | 8.89 |
| Human Traffic Cones | L | 95 | 330 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 4.75 | inf | inf | 5 | 40 | 8.00 |
| In Soviet Russia, Tournament Edits You | L | 80 | 305 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 4.00 | 1.00 | 4.00 | 4 | 40 | 10.00 |
| Three Pros One Joe | L | 110 | 210 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 20 | 5.50 | 0.00 | 1.50 | 6 | 70 | 11.67 |
| Total | 555 | 1075 | 3 | 27 | 10 | 100 | 5.55 | 0.30 | 3.00 | 30 | 290 | 9.67 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Brendan McKendy | Best Exotic Marigold Victory Bandits | 5.0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 100 | 0.45 | 0.00 | 5.00 | 45 | 9.00 |
| Jay Misuk | Best Exotic Marigold Victory Bandits | 5.0 | 1 | 7 | 5 | 100 | 0.60 | 0.20 | 1.60 | 60 | 12.00 |
| Patrick Liao | Best Exotic Marigold Victory Bandits | 5.0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 100 | 0.65 | 0.00 | 7.00 | 65 | 13.00 |
| Max Schindler | Best Exotic Marigold Victory Bandits | 5.0 | 2 | 8 | 3 | 100 | 0.95 | 0.67 | 3.33 | 95 | 19.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| The Ignaz von Dollinger Escape Plan | L | 40 | 395 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 2.00 | 0.00 | inf | 3 | 10 | 3.33 |
| J-J-J-Jack Knife | L | 20 | 470 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 20 | 1.00 | 0.00 | 0.50 | 2 | 20 | 10.00 |
| Reo Fortune and the Sorcerers of Dobu | L | 55 | 370 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 2.75 | 0.00 | 3.00 | 3 | 30 | 10.00 |
| Three Pros One Joe | L | 95 | 170 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 20 | 4.75 | 0.50 | 2.50 | 5 | 50 | 10.00 |
| FARC the Police | L | 45 | 255 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 2.25 | 0.00 | 3.00 | 3 | 20 | 6.67 |
| Total | 255 | 1660 | 1 | 15 | 8 | 100 | 2.55 | 0.12 | 2.00 | 16 | 130 | 8.12 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Cameron Orth | You're Tearing Me Apart, ELISA! | 5.0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 100 | -0.05 | 0.00 | 0.00 | -5 | -1.00 |
| Nick Jensen | You're Tearing Me Apart, ELISA! | 5.0 | 1 | 12 | 5 | 100 | 1.10 | 0.20 | 2.60 | 110 | 22.00 |
| Cooper Stimson | You're Tearing Me Apart, ELISA! | 5.0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 100 | 0.05 | 0.00 | 1.00 | 5 | 1.00 |
| Chip Horton | You're Tearing Me Apart, ELISA! | 5.0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 100 | 0.15 | 0.00 | 2.00 | 15 | 3.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| J-J-J-Jack Knife | L | 15 | 395 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 0.75 | 0.00 | 1.00 | 1 | 10 | 10.00 |
| Three Pros One Joe | L | 105 | 160 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 5.25 | inf | inf | 6 | 40 | 6.67 |
| Best Exotic Marigold Victory Bandits | L | 45 | 155 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 2.25 | 0.00 | 3.00 | 3 | 20 | 6.67 |
| Frankenstein Wolfed the Meat Man | L | -5 | 475 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 20 | -0.25 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Dharma and Greg Bums | L | 25 | 290 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 20 | 1.25 | 0.00 | 0.67 | 2 | 20 | 10.00 |
| In Soviet Russia, Tournament Edits You | L | 25 | 430 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 20 | 1.25 | 0.00 | 0.50 | 1 | 25 | 25.00 |
| Total | 210 | 1905 | 1 | 12 | 8 | 120 | 1.75 | 0.12 | 1.62 | 13 | 115 | 8.85 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | G/N | Pts | PPG |
| Eliza Grames | They Like Ice Cream | 6.0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 120 | 0.17 | 0.33 | 1.00 | 20 | 3.33 |
| Melanie Keating | They Like Ice Cream | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 120 | -0.04 | 0.00 | 0.00 | -5 | -0.83 |
| Robin Heinonen | They Like Ice Cream | 6.0 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 120 | 0.54 | 0.00 | 2.67 | 65 | 10.83 |
| Joe Hansen | They Like Ice Cream | 6.0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 120 | 0.12 | 0.00 | 2.00 | 15 | 2.50 |