| Standings | Individuals | Team Detail | Individual Detail |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct | PPG | PAPG | Mrg | 10 | -5 |
| 1 | The Discouragers of Hesitancy | 12 | 0 | 1.000 | 384.2 | 152.1 | 232.1 | 163 | 27 |
| 2 | Fork and Spoon Operators | 11 | 1 | .917 | 258.8 | 170.8 | 87.9 | 128 | 35 |
| 3 | Carbon Blobs | 9 | 3 | .750 | 267.9 | 176.7 | 91.3 | 127 | 26 |
| 4 | Filoviruses | 8 | 4 | .667 | 277.5 | 195.4 | 82.1 | 132 | 20 |
| 5 | 86 Bottles of Beer on the Wall | 7 | 5 | .583 | 224.6 | 210.8 | 13.8 | 117 | 34 |
| 5 | Lawyers of Physics | 7 | 5 | .583 | 253.8 | 204.6 | 49.2 | 123 | 21 |
| 7 | Bedlamites | 6 | 6 | .500 | 227.9 | 199.2 | 28.8 | 116 | 32 |
| 8 | Margarine of Evil | 5 | 7 | .417 | 195.0 | 208.3 | -13.3 | 107 | 16 |
| 8 | Chicago Supernewts | 5 | 7 | .417 | 204.2 | 214.6 | -10.4 | 104 | 31 |
| 10 | Jeremy White-Justin Mansfield-Chris Goheen | 4 | 8 | .333 | 185.0 | 249.2 | -64.2 | 94 | 37 |
| 11 | Chair Moisteners | 3 | 9 | .250 | 134.6 | 238.8 | -104.2 | 78 | 39 |
| 12 | Moderators | 1 | 11 | .083 | 92.5 | 253.8 | -161.3 | 65 | 20 |
| 13 | John Holmes Fluffers | 0 | 12 | .000 | 66.3 | 297.9 | -231.7 | 52 | 49 |