| Standings |
| Rank | Team |
| 1 | The Discouragers of Hesitancy |
| 2 | Fork and Spoon Operators |
| 3 | Carbon Blobs |
| 4 | Filoviruses |
| 5-6 | 86 Bottles of Beer on the Wall |
| 5-6 | Lawyers of Physics |
| 7 | Bedlamites |
| 8-9 | Margarine of Evil |
| 8-9 | Chicago Supernewts |
| 10 | Jeremy White-Justin Mansfield-Chris Goheen |
| 11 | Chair Moisteners |
| 12 | Moderators |
| 13 | John Holmes Fluffers |