| Standings | Team Detail |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct | PPG |
| 1 | Illinois Trilateral Commission | 10 | 1 | .909 | 495.5 |
| 2 | Illinois Andy Wang's Date | 10 | 1 | .909 | 422.7 |
| 3 | Rhodes Rushmore Debate Team | 8 | 3 | .727 | 347.3 |
| 4 | Iowa Itchy Otto Wiggum Apu f/ Disco Stu | 7 | 4 | .636 | 320.5 |
| 5 | Wichita State University | 7 | 4 | .636 | 310.0 |
| 6 | Wisconsin Team With No Name | 6 | 5 | .545 | 286.8 |
| 7 | Mizzou A | 6 | 5 | .545 | 287.3 |
| 8 | Illinois Yeti | 6 | 5 | .545 | 270.5 |
| 9 | BGSU Falcon Feeding Frenzy | 5 | 6 | .455 | 238.6 |
| 10 | Wisconsin Curiously Strong | 5 | 6 | .455 | 276.8 |
| 11 | UMKC | 4 | 7 | .364 | 255.0 |
| 12 | UM-Rolla | 4 | 7 | .364 | 246.4 |
| 13 | Mizzou B | 4 | 7 | .364 | 218.2 |
| 14 | Illinois Leprechaun | 3 | 8 | .273 | 258.6 |
| 15 | OBU 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse | 2 | 9 | .182 | 140.0 |
| 16 | Wash U Kreplakistani Warhead | 1 | 10 | .091 | 153.6 |