| Standings | Individuals | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Individual Detail | Round Report |
| Rd. | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 2 | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | L | 175 | 330 |
| 3 | Midnight Thunder | L | 145 | 395 |
| 4 | Party Like It's 1999 | L | 160 | 500 |
| 5 | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | W | 250 | 175 |
| 6 | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | L | 110 | 510 |
| 7 | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | L | 135 | 200 |
| 8 | The Thin Red Gerbil | L | 91 | 455 |
| 9 | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | L | 25 | 280 |
| 10 | LYM Seeking T for ABD | L | 146 | 270 |
| 11 | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | L | 205 | 418 |
| Total | 1442 | 3533 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | Pts | PPG |
| John | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | 10.0 | 4 | 23 | 7 | 255 | 25.5 |
| Henry | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | 10.0 | 2 | 14 | 2 | 160 | 16.0 |
| Eric | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | 10.0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 75 | 7.5 |
| Vic | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | 10.0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 70 | 7.0 |
| Rd. | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Party Like It's 1999 | L | 50 | 485 |
| 3 | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | L | 240 | 256 |
| 4 | Midnight Thunder | L | 280 | 360 |
| 5 | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | L | 175 | 250 |
| 6 | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | W | 265 | 161 |
| 7 | The Thin Red Gerbil | L | 155 | 390 |
| 8 | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | L | 145 | 285 |
| 9 | LYM Seeking T for ABD | L | 188 | 209 |
| 10 | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | W | 226 | 215 |
| 11 | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | L | 130 | 524 |
| Total | 1854 | 3135 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | Pts | PPG |
| Greg | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | 10.0 | 8 | 54 | 9 | 615 | 61.5 |
| Kathy | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | 5.0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 40 | 8.0 |
| Reese | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | 8.0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 40 | 5.0 |
| Brian | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | 2.0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 2.5 |
| Nadia | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | 5.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| Rd. | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | LYM Seeking T for ABD | L | 30 | 395 |
| 2 | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | L | 80 | 395 |
| 3 | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | L | 35 | 536 |
| 4 | The Thin Red Gerbil | L | 45 | 550 |
| 5 | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | L | 80 | 405 |
| 6 | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | L | 161 | 265 |
| 7 | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | W | 200 | 135 |
| 9 | Midnight Thunder | L | 50 | 299 |
| 10 | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | L | 196 | 315 |
| 11 | Party Like It's 1999 | L | 95 | 520 |
| Total | 972 | 3815 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | Pts | PPG |
| Justin | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | 10.0 | 3 | 19 | 2 | 225 | 22.5 |
| Hole | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | 10.0 | 1 | 9 | 3 | 90 | 9.0 |
| Dan | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | 9.0 | 1 | 8 | 5 | 70 | 7.8 |
| Dre | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | 10.0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 15 | 1.5 |
| Rd. | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | W | 395 | 30 |
| 2 | The Thin Red Gerbil | L | 186 | 400 |
| 3 | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | L | 130 | 470 |
| 4 | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | L | 145 | 475 |
| 5 | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | L | 246 | 335 |
| 6 | Midnight Thunder | W | 295 | 255 |
| 7 | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | W | 205 | 155 |
| 8 | Party Like It's 1999 | L | 55 | 410 |
| 9 | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | W | 209 | 188 |
| 10 | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | W | 270 | 146 |
| Total | 2136 | 2864 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | Pts | PPG |
| Ted K | LYM Seeking T for ABD | 8.0 | 11 | 29 | 8 | 415 | 51.9 |
| Rob | LYM Seeking T for ABD | 10.0 | 4 | 13 | 5 | 165 | 16.5 |
| Amol | LYM Seeking T for ABD | 9.0 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 115 | 12.8 |
| Neiel | LYM Seeking T for ABD | 7.0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 60 | 8.6 |
| Brian | LYM Seeking T for ABD | 7.0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 35 | 5.0 |
| Rd. | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | W | 395 | 185 |
| 2 | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | W | 420 | 245 |
| 3 | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | W | 536 | 35 |
| 4 | LYM Seeking T for ABD | W | 475 | 145 |
| 5 | The Thin Red Gerbil | L | 215 | 385 |
| 6 | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | W | 510 | 110 |
| 8 | Midnight Thunder | W | 340 | 130 |
| 9 | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | W | 244 | 110 |
| 10 | Party Like It's 1999 | W | 310 | 245 |
| 11 | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | W | 524 | 130 |
| Total | 3969 | 1720 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | Pts | PPG |
| Hacktar | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | 10.0 | 14 | 25 | 3 | 445 | 44.5 |
| Nipsey R. | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | 10.0 | 13 | 28 | 10 | 425 | 42.5 |
| Pine Tar | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | 10.0 | 9 | 25 | 9 | 340 | 34.0 |
| S'macktar | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | 10.0 | 0 | 10 | 3 | 85 | 8.5 |
| Rd. | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | L | 175 | 300 |
| 2 | Party Like It's 1999 | L | 165 | 455 |
| 3 | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | W | 395 | 145 |
| 4 | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | W | 360 | 280 |
| 6 | LYM Seeking T for ABD | L | 255 | 295 |
| 7 | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | L | 175 | 350 |
| 8 | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | L | 130 | 340 |
| 9 | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | W | 299 | 50 |
| 10 | The Thin Red Gerbil | L | 160 | 440 |
| 11 | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | L | 280 | 364 |
| Total | 2394 | 3019 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | Pts | PPG |
| Ben | Midnight Thunder | 10.0 | 10 | 33 | 4 | 460 | 46.0 |
| Julie | Midnight Thunder | 10.0 | 4 | 17 | 2 | 220 | 22.0 |
| Jeremy | Midnight Thunder | 10.0 | 2 | 16 | 3 | 175 | 17.5 |
| Partho | Midnight Thunder | 10.0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 70 | 7.0 |
| Rd. | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | L | 185 | 395 |
| 2 | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | W | 395 | 80 |
| 3 | The Thin Red Gerbil | L | 250 | 390 |
| 4 | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | W | 490 | 185 |
| 5 | LYM Seeking T for ABD | W | 335 | 246 |
| 7 | Midnight Thunder | W | 350 | 175 |
| 8 | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | L | 150 | 230 |
| 9 | Party Like It's 1999 | L | 121 | 313 |
| 10 | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | L | 215 | 226 |
| 11 | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | W | 418 | 205 |
| Total | 2909 | 2445 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | Pts | PPG |
| Alice | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | 10.0 | 15 | 32 | 3 | 530 | 53.0 |
| Mike Z. | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | 10.0 | 9 | 21 | 10 | 295 | 29.5 |
| Andrew | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | 10.0 | 4 | 12 | 8 | 140 | 14.0 |
| Mitchell | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | 8.0 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 100 | 12.5 |
| Rd. | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Midnight Thunder | W | 300 | 175 |
| 2 | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | W | 330 | 175 |
| 3 | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | W | 256 | 240 |
| 5 | Party Like It's 1999 | L | 250 | 300 |
| 6 | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | L | 221 | 315 |
| 7 | LYM Seeking T for ABD | L | 155 | 205 |
| 8 | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | W | 230 | 150 |
| 9 | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | L | 110 | 244 |
| 10 | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | W | 315 | 196 |
| 11 | The Thin Red Gerbil | L | 141 | 550 |
| Total | 2308 | 2550 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | Pts | PPG |
| Alex | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | 10.0 | 15 | 22 | 9 | 400 | 40.0 |
| Anne | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | 10.0 | 6 | 13 | 4 | 200 | 20.0 |
| Jon | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | 10.0 | 4 | 12 | 4 | 160 | 16.0 |
| Brent | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | 8.0 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 80 | 10.0 |
| Rd. | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | W | 485 | 50 |
| 2 | Midnight Thunder | W | 455 | 165 |
| 4 | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | W | 500 | 160 |
| 5 | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | W | 300 | 250 |
| 6 | The Thin Red Gerbil | L | 330 | 363 |
| 7 | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | W | 345 | 205 |
| 8 | LYM Seeking T for ABD | W | 410 | 55 |
| 9 | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | W | 313 | 121 |
| 10 | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | L | 245 | 310 |
| 11 | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | W | 520 | 95 |
| Total | 3903 | 1774 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | Pts | PPG |
| David | Party Like It's 1999 | 10.0 | 23 | 24 | 10 | 535 | 53.5 |
| James | Party Like It's 1999 | 10.0 | 14 | 22 | 7 | 395 | 39.5 |
| Jeremy | Party Like It's 1999 | 10.0 | 12 | 21 | 8 | 350 | 35.0 |
| Michelle | Party Like It's 1999 | 10.0 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 65 | 6.5 |
| Rd. | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | L | 255 | 310 |
| 2 | LYM Seeking T for ABD | W | 400 | 186 |
| 3 | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | W | 390 | 250 |
| 4 | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | W | 550 | 45 |
| 5 | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | W | 385 | 215 |
| 6 | Party Like It's 1999 | W | 363 | 330 |
| 7 | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | W | 390 | 155 |
| 8 | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | W | 455 | 91 |
| 10 | Midnight Thunder | W | 440 | 160 |
| 11 | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | W | 550 | 141 |
| Total | 4178 | 1883 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | Pts | PPG |
| Greg | The Thin Red Gerbil | 10.0 | 13 | 32 | 1 | 510 | 51.0 |
| Dwight | The Thin Red Gerbil | 10.0 | 9 | 25 | 4 | 365 | 36.5 |
| Mark | The Thin Red Gerbil | 10.0 | 10 | 20 | 4 | 330 | 33.0 |
| Chris | The Thin Red Gerbil | 10.0 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 120 | 12.0 |
| Rd. | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | The Thin Red Gerbil | W | 310 | 255 |
| 2 | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | L | 245 | 420 |
| 3 | LYM Seeking T for ABD | W | 470 | 130 |
| 4 | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | L | 185 | 490 |
| 5 | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | W | 405 | 80 |
| 6 | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | W | 315 | 221 |
| 7 | Party Like It's 1999 | L | 205 | 345 |
| 8 | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | W | 285 | 145 |
| 9 | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | W | 280 | 25 |
| 11 | Midnight Thunder | W | 364 | 280 |
| Total | 3064 | 2391 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | Pts | PPG |
| Craig | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | 10.0 | 29 | 53 | 9 | 920 | 92.0 |
| David | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | 10.0 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 95 | 9.5 |
| Steve | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | 10.0 | 1 | 8 | 3 | 80 | 8.0 |
| Patty | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | 10.0 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 60 | 6.0 |