| Standings | Individuals | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Individual Detail | Round Report |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct | PPG | PAPG | Mrg |
| 1 | The Thin Red Gerbil | 9 | 1 | .900 | 417.8 | 188.3 | 229.5 |
| 2 | Mahktar Ndaiye's Sensitivity Training Seminar | 9 | 1 | .900 | 396.9 | 172.0 | 224.9 |
| 3 | Party Like It's 1999 | 8 | 2 | .800 | 390.3 | 177.4 | 212.9 |
| 4 | The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink | 7 | 3 | .700 | 306.4 | 239.1 | 67.3 |
| 5 | Mike Zarren's an Idiot | 5 | 5 | .500 | 290.9 | 244.5 | 46.4 |
| 6 | Mitchell, Hovan and Rosenthal, P.C. | 5 | 5 | .500 | 230.8 | 255.0 | -24.2 |
| 7 | LYM Seeking T for ABD | 5 | 5 | .500 | 213.6 | 286.4 | -72.8 |
| 8 | Midnight Thunder | 3 | 7 | .300 | 239.4 | 301.9 | -62.5 |
| 9 | Booze, Bullets and Brain Disorders | 2 | 8 | .200 | 185.4 | 313.5 | -128.1 |
| 10 | Herpes, The Legendary Germies | 1 | 9 | .100 | 97.2 | 381.5 | -284.3 |
| 11 | Bob Dole's Viagra Children | 1 | 9 | .100 | 144.2 | 353.3 | -209.1 |