| Standings | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Round Report |
| Rank | Team | W | L | Pct | PPG | PAPG | Mrg | TUH | PPTUH |
| 1 | The Harvard Corporation | 2 | 0 | 1.000 | 227.5 | 147.5 | 80.0 | 48 | 9.48 |
| 2 | The Legion of Gerbils | 1 | 1 | .500 | 205.0 | 165.0 | 40.0 | 48 | 8.54 |
| 3 | The Fighting Alumni | 1 | 1 | .500 | 172.5 | 222.5 | -50.0 | 48 | 7.19 |
| 4 | Arnold T. Pants, Esq. | 0 | 2 | .000 | 160.0 | 230.0 | -70.0 | 48 | 6.67 |