| Standings | Individuals | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Individual Detail | Stat Key |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) | W | 340 | 100 | 12 | 2 | 20 | 17.00 | 0.00 | 12 | 230 | 19.17 |
| Quiztina Aguilera | W | 260 | 235 | 10 | 4 | 20 | 13.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 180 | 18.00 |
| Dubious Awards | L | 140 | 180 | 7 | 4 | 20 | 7.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 90 | 12.86 |
| Sharks (W&M) | W | 255 | 140 | 11 | 3 | 20 | 12.75 | 0.00 | 11 | 160 | 14.55 |
| The Tipton Grand | W | 370 | 110 | 12 | 4 | 20 | 18.50 | 0.00 | 12 | 270 | 22.50 |
| Spacetime (Delaware) | W | 277 | 165 | 10 | 4 | 20 | 13.85 | 0.00 | 10 | 197 | 19.70 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 240 | 335 | 8 | 2 | 20 | 12.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 170 | 21.25 |
| Uncivil Brats (Weiner) | L | 255 | 275 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 12.75 | 0.00 | 9 | 170 | 18.89 |
| Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) | W | 175 | 170 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 8.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 110 | 15.71 |
| House, MD | W | 335 | 50 | 14 | 3 | 20 | 16.75 | 0.00 | 14 | 210 | 15.00 |
| Total | 2647 | 1760 | 100 | 28 | 200 | 13.23 | 0.00 | 100 | 1787 | 17.87 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Inspector 34 | Orange Lazarus (UVA) | 10.0 | 11 | 3 | 200 | 0.47 | 0.00 | 95 | 9.50 |
| Miss Fingerwood | Orange Lazarus (UVA) | 10.0 | 20 | 7 | 200 | 0.82 | 0.00 | 165 | 16.50 |
| Bus Driver Stu | Orange Lazarus (UVA) | 10.0 | 69 | 18 | 200 | 3.00 | 0.00 | 600 | 60.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Orange Lazarus (UVA) | L | 100 | 340 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 5.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 60 | 12.00 |
| Uncivil Brats (Weiner) | L | 100 | 455 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 5.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 60 | 12.00 |
| House, MD | L | 50 | 320 | 4 | 2 | 20 | 2.50 | 0.00 | 4 | 20 | 5.00 |
| Spacetime (Delaware) | W | 210 | 165 | 10 | 2 | 20 | 10.50 | 0.00 | 10 | 120 | 12.00 |
| Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) | L | 190 | 255 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 9.50 | 0.00 | 7 | 125 | 17.86 |
| Quiztina Aguilera | L | 135 | 265 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 6.75 | 0.00 | 5 | 90 | 18.00 |
| Dubious Awards | L | 260 | 270 | 10 | 0 | 20 | 13.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 160 | 16.00 |
| Sharks (W&M) | L | 250 | 280 | 9 | 2 | 20 | 12.50 | 0.00 | 9 | 170 | 18.89 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 255 | 260 | 11 | 1 | 20 | 12.75 | 0.00 | 11 | 150 | 13.64 |
| The Tipton Grand | L | 55 | 370 | 4 | 3 | 20 | 2.75 | 0.00 | 4 | 30 | 7.50 |
| Total | 1605 | 2980 | 70 | 16 | 200 | 8.03 | 0.00 | 70 | 985 | 14.07 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Evil Sister Mom | The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) | 10.0 | 2 | 2 | 200 | 0.05 | 0.00 | 10 | 1.00 |
| Nazi Gramps | The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) | 10.0 | 14 | 4 | 200 | 0.60 | 0.00 | 120 | 12.00 |
| Grizzly Adams | The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) | 10.0 | 41 | 7 | 200 | 1.88 | 0.00 | 375 | 37.50 |
| The Elf | The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) | 10.0 | 13 | 3 | 200 | 0.57 | 0.00 | 115 | 11.50 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 175 | 355 | 7 | 3 | 20 | 8.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 120 | 17.14 |
| Spacetime (Delaware) | W | 395 | 40 | 15 | 3 | 20 | 19.75 | 0.00 | 15 | 260 | 17.33 |
| The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) | W | 320 | 50 | 12 | 4 | 20 | 16.00 | 0.00 | 12 | 220 | 18.33 |
| Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) | W | 305 | 155 | 11 | 3 | 20 | 15.25 | 0.00 | 11 | 210 | 19.09 |
| Quiztina Aguilera | L | 135 | 347 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 6.75 | 0.00 | 6 | 75 | 12.50 |
| Dubious Awards | W | 240 | 235 | 8 | 2 | 20 | 12.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 170 | 21.25 |
| Sharks (W&M) | L | 70 | 460 | 3 | 2 | 20 | 3.50 | 0.00 | 3 | 50 | 16.67 |
| The Tipton Grand | L | 135 | 330 | 6 | 4 | 20 | 6.75 | 0.00 | 6 | 95 | 15.83 |
| Uncivil Brats (Weiner) | L | 185 | 355 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 9.25 | 0.00 | 8 | 110 | 13.75 |
| Orange Lazarus (UVA) | L | 50 | 335 | 4 | 2 | 20 | 2.50 | 0.00 | 4 | 20 | 5.00 |
| Total | 2010 | 2662 | 80 | 24 | 200 | 10.05 | 0.00 | 80 | 1330 | 16.62 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Romano | House, MD | 9.0 | 10 | 4 | 180 | 0.44 | 0.00 | 80 | 8.89 |
| Turk | House, MD | 9.0 | 42 | 10 | 180 | 2.06 | 0.00 | 370 | 41.11 |
| Orpheus | House, MD | 4.0 | 17 | 3 | 80 | 1.94 | 0.00 | 155 | 38.75 |
| Race | House, MD | 10.0 | 11 | 7 | 200 | 0.38 | 0.00 | 75 | 7.50 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| House, MD | W | 355 | 175 | 11 | 2 | 20 | 17.75 | 0.00 | 11 | 255 | 23.18 |
| Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) | W | 320 | 165 | 10 | 2 | 20 | 16.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 230 | 23.00 |
| Quiztina Aguilera | W | 370 | 160 | 13 | 1 | 20 | 18.50 | 0.00 | 13 | 245 | 18.85 |
| Dubious Awards | L | 255 | 280 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 12.75 | 0.00 | 8 | 180 | 22.50 |
| Sharks (W&M) | L | 260 | 290 | 9 | 2 | 20 | 13.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 180 | 20.00 |
| The Tipton Grand | W | 309 | 215 | 12 | 1 | 20 | 15.45 | 0.00 | 12 | 194 | 16.17 |
| Orange Lazarus (UVA) | W | 335 | 240 | 11 | 1 | 20 | 16.75 | 0.00 | 11 | 230 | 20.91 |
| Spacetime (Delaware) | W | 445 | 125 | 13 | 1 | 20 | 22.25 | 0.00 | 13 | 320 | 24.62 |
| Uncivil Brats (Weiner) | L | 220 | 345 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 11.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 150 | 21.43 |
| The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) | W | 260 | 255 | 8 | 4 | 20 | 13.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 200 | 25.00 |
| Total | 3129 | 2250 | 102 | 15 | 200 | 15.64 | 0.00 | 102 | 2184 | 21.41 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Lt. Dr. | College Park Retirement Castle | 10.0 | 20 | 5 | 200 | 0.88 | 0.00 | 175 | 17.50 |
| Traffic | College Park Retirement Castle | 10.0 | 28 | 5 | 200 | 1.27 | 0.00 | 255 | 25.50 |
| Of Silence | College Park Retirement Castle | 10.0 | 21 | 0 | 200 | 1.05 | 0.00 | 210 | 21.00 |
| Waffle | College Park Retirement Castle | 10.0 | 33 | 5 | 200 | 1.52 | 0.00 | 305 | 30.50 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Sharks (W&M) | L | 225 | 285 | 8 | 3 | 20 | 11.25 | 0.00 | 8 | 160 | 20.00 |
| Orange Lazarus (UVA) | L | 235 | 260 | 9 | 3 | 20 | 11.75 | 0.00 | 9 | 160 | 17.78 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 160 | 370 | 6 | 4 | 20 | 8.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 120 | 20.00 |
| Uncivil Brats (Weiner) | L | 210 | 320 | 8 | 2 | 20 | 10.50 | 0.00 | 8 | 140 | 17.50 |
| House, MD | W | 347 | 135 | 12 | 3 | 20 | 17.35 | 0.00 | 12 | 242 | 20.17 |
| The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) | W | 265 | 135 | 11 | 3 | 20 | 13.25 | 0.00 | 11 | 170 | 15.45 |
| Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) | W | 405 | 155 | 13 | 1 | 20 | 20.25 | 0.00 | 13 | 280 | 21.54 |
| Spacetime (Delaware) | W | 270 | 150 | 9 | 2 | 20 | 13.50 | 0.00 | 9 | 190 | 21.11 |
| The Tipton Grand | W | 235 | 190 | 8 | 5 | 20 | 11.75 | 0.00 | 8 | 180 | 22.50 |
| Dubious Awards | L | 165 | 400 | 7 | 5 | 20 | 8.25 | 0.00 | 7 | 120 | 17.14 |
| Total | 2517 | 2400 | 91 | 31 | 200 | 12.59 | 0.00 | 91 | 1762 | 19.36 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| David | Quiztina Aguilera | 10.0 | 20 | 13 | 200 | 0.68 | 0.00 | 135 | 13.50 |
| Jonathan Pinyin | Quiztina Aguilera | 10.0 | 20 | 3 | 200 | 0.93 | 0.00 | 185 | 18.50 |
| Danny Brauman | Quiztina Aguilera | 10.0 | 21 | 9 | 200 | 0.82 | 0.00 | 165 | 16.50 |
| Ryan Jacobson | Quiztina Aguilera | 10.0 | 30 | 6 | 200 | 1.35 | 0.00 | 270 | 27.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Quiztina Aguilera | W | 285 | 225 | 11 | 1 | 20 | 14.25 | 0.00 | 11 | 180 | 16.36 |
| Spacetime (Delaware) | W | 270 | 210 | 10 | 2 | 20 | 13.50 | 0.00 | 10 | 180 | 18.00 |
| The Tipton Grand | W | 250 | 150 | 11 | 3 | 20 | 12.50 | 0.00 | 11 | 155 | 14.09 |
| Orange Lazarus (UVA) | L | 140 | 255 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 7.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 90 | 15.00 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | W | 290 | 260 | 10 | 0 | 20 | 14.50 | 0.00 | 10 | 190 | 19.00 |
| Uncivil Brats (Weiner) | L | 175 | 320 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 8.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 110 | 15.71 |
| House, MD | W | 460 | 70 | 15 | 0 | 20 | 23.00 | 0.00 | 15 | 310 | 20.67 |
| The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) | W | 280 | 250 | 10 | 2 | 20 | 14.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 190 | 19.00 |
| Dubious Awards | L | 245 | 295 | 9 | 3 | 20 | 12.25 | 0.00 | 9 | 170 | 18.89 |
| Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) | W | 350 | 25 | 13 | 4 | 20 | 17.50 | 0.00 | 13 | 240 | 18.46 |
| Total | 2745 | 2060 | 102 | 18 | 200 | 13.72 | 0.00 | 102 | 1815 | 17.79 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| J-Man | Sharks (W&M) | 10.0 | 66 | 4 | 200 | 3.20 | 0.00 | 640 | 64.00 |
| Shark | Sharks (W&M) | 10.0 | 24 | 11 | 200 | 0.93 | 0.00 | 185 | 18.50 |
| Montezuma | Sharks (W&M) | 10.0 | 12 | 3 | 200 | 0.53 | 0.00 | 105 | 10.50 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| The Tipton Grand | W | 280 | 225 | 10 | 4 | 20 | 14.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 200 | 20.00 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 165 | 320 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 8.25 | 0.00 | 7 | 105 | 15.00 |
| Uncivil Brats (Weiner) | L | 140 | 465 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 7.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 100 | 20.00 |
| House, MD | L | 155 | 305 | 6 | 3 | 20 | 7.75 | 0.00 | 6 | 110 | 18.33 |
| The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) | W | 255 | 190 | 9 | 5 | 20 | 12.75 | 0.00 | 9 | 190 | 21.11 |
| Spacetime (Delaware) | W | 295 | 130 | 11 | 5 | 20 | 14.75 | 0.00 | 11 | 210 | 19.09 |
| Quiztina Aguilera | L | 155 | 405 | 6 | 3 | 20 | 7.75 | 0.00 | 6 | 110 | 18.33 |
| Dubious Awards | L | 130 | 245 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 6.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 80 | 13.33 |
| Orange Lazarus (UVA) | L | 170 | 175 | 8 | 2 | 20 | 8.50 | 0.00 | 8 | 100 | 12.50 |
| Sharks (W&M) | L | 25 | 350 | 2 | 3 | 20 | 1.25 | 0.00 | 2 | 20 | 10.00 |
| Total | 1770 | 2810 | 70 | 31 | 200 | 8.85 | 0.00 | 70 | 1225 | 17.50 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Marvin Williamson | Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) | 10.0 | 9 | 9 | 200 | 0.23 | 0.00 | 45 | 4.50 |
| Josh Smith | Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) | 7.0 | 13 | 6 | 140 | 0.71 | 0.00 | 100 | 14.29 |
| Josh Chitd | Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) | 9.0 | 10 | 6 | 180 | 0.39 | 0.00 | 70 | 7.78 |
| Zaza P. | Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) | 9.0 | 38 | 10 | 180 | 1.83 | 0.00 | 330 | 36.67 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) | L | 225 | 280 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 11.25 | 0.00 | 8 | 150 | 18.75 |
| Dubious Awards | L | 220 | 300 | 9 | 2 | 20 | 11.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 140 | 15.56 |
| Sharks (W&M) | L | 150 | 250 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 7.50 | 0.00 | 7 | 90 | 12.86 |
| Spacetime (Delaware) | W | 245 | 190 | 10 | 3 | 20 | 12.25 | 0.00 | 10 | 160 | 16.00 |
| Orange Lazarus (UVA) | L | 110 | 370 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 5.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 60 | 10.00 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 215 | 309 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 10.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 145 | 20.71 |
| Uncivil Brats (Weiner) | L | 120 | 375 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 6.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 70 | 14.00 |
| House, MD | W | 330 | 135 | 12 | 0 | 20 | 16.50 | 0.00 | 12 | 210 | 17.50 |
| Quiztina Aguilera | L | 190 | 235 | 7 | 4 | 20 | 9.50 | 0.00 | 7 | 140 | 20.00 |
| The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) | W | 370 | 55 | 14 | 4 | 20 | 18.50 | 0.00 | 14 | 250 | 17.86 |
| Total | 2175 | 2499 | 85 | 18 | 200 | 10.88 | 0.00 | 85 | 1415 | 16.65 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Corbin Bleu | The Tipton Grand | 10.0 | 13 | 3 | 200 | 0.57 | 0.00 | 115 | 11.50 |
| Dylan Sprouse | The Tipton Grand | 10.0 | 28 | 4 | 200 | 1.30 | 0.00 | 260 | 26.00 |
| Nick Jonas | The Tipton Grand | 10.0 | 44 | 11 | 200 | 1.93 | 0.00 | 385 | 38.50 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Dubious Awards | L | 190 | 245 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 9.50 | 0.00 | 8 | 110 | 13.75 |
| Sharks (W&M) | L | 210 | 270 | 8 | 2 | 20 | 10.50 | 0.00 | 8 | 140 | 17.50 |
| House, MD | L | 40 | 395 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 2.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 10 | 3.33 |
| The Tipton Grand | L | 190 | 245 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 9.50 | 0.00 | 8 | 110 | 13.75 |
| The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) | L | 165 | 210 | 7 | 3 | 20 | 8.25 | 0.00 | 7 | 110 | 15.71 |
| Orange Lazarus (UVA) | L | 165 | 277 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 8.25 | 0.00 | 7 | 105 | 15.00 |
| Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) | L | 130 | 295 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 6.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 70 | 11.67 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 125 | 445 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 6.25 | 0.00 | 5 | 80 | 16.00 |
| Quiztina Aguilera | L | 150 | 270 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 7.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 90 | 15.00 |
| Uncivil Brats (Weiner) | L | 90 | 430 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 4.50 | 0.00 | 4 | 50 | 12.50 |
| Total | 1455 | 3082 | 62 | 8 | 200 | 7.28 | 0.00 | 62 | 875 | 14.11 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Bohr | Spacetime (Delaware) | 10.0 | 39 | 6 | 200 | 1.80 | 0.00 | 360 | 36.00 |
| Minkowski | Spacetime (Delaware) | 10.0 | 9 | 1 | 200 | 0.42 | 0.00 | 85 | 8.50 |
| Feynman | Spacetime (Delaware) | 10.0 | 14 | 1 | 200 | 0.68 | 0.00 | 135 | 13.50 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Spacetime (Delaware) | W | 245 | 190 | 10 | 3 | 20 | 12.25 | 0.00 | 10 | 160 | 16.00 |
| The Tipton Grand | W | 300 | 220 | 10 | 4 | 20 | 15.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 220 | 22.00 |
| Orange Lazarus (UVA) | W | 180 | 140 | 7 | 3 | 20 | 9.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 125 | 17.86 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | W | 280 | 255 | 9 | 2 | 20 | 14.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 200 | 22.22 |
| Uncivil Brats (Weiner) | W | 290 | 245 | 11 | 1 | 20 | 14.50 | 0.00 | 11 | 185 | 16.82 |
| House, MD | L | 235 | 240 | 10 | 3 | 20 | 11.75 | 0.00 | 10 | 150 | 15.00 |
| The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) | W | 270 | 260 | 10 | 2 | 20 | 13.50 | 0.00 | 10 | 180 | 18.00 |
| Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) | W | 245 | 130 | 9 | 3 | 20 | 12.25 | 0.00 | 9 | 170 | 18.89 |
| Sharks (W&M) | W | 295 | 245 | 10 | 3 | 20 | 14.75 | 0.00 | 10 | 210 | 21.00 |
| Quiztina Aguilera | W | 400 | 165 | 13 | 1 | 20 | 20.00 | 0.00 | 13 | 275 | 21.15 |
| Uncivil Brats (Weiner) | L | 230 | 330 | 8 | 4 | 20 | 11.50 | 0.00 | 8 | 170 | 21.25 |
| Total | 2970 | 2420 | 107 | 29 | 220 | 13.50 | 0.00 | 107 | 2045 | 19.11 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Stingray | Dubious Awards | 11.0 | 35 | 8 | 220 | 1.41 | 0.00 | 310 | 28.18 |
| Golden Raspberry | Dubious Awards | 11.0 | 30 | 12 | 220 | 1.09 | 0.00 | 240 | 21.82 |
| Mr. Irrelvent | Dubious Awards | 11.0 | 31 | 9 | 220 | 1.20 | 0.00 | 265 | 24.09 |
| Darwin Award | Dubious Awards | 11.0 | 11 | 0 | 220 | 0.50 | 0.00 | 110 | 10.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) | W | 455 | 100 | 15 | 1 | 20 | 22.75 | 0.00 | 15 | 310 | 20.67 |
| Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) | W | 465 | 140 | 15 | 1 | 20 | 23.25 | 0.00 | 15 | 320 | 21.33 |
| Quiztina Aguilera | W | 320 | 210 | 12 | 2 | 20 | 16.00 | 0.00 | 12 | 210 | 17.50 |
| Dubious Awards | L | 245 | 290 | 9 | 3 | 20 | 12.25 | 0.00 | 9 | 170 | 18.89 |
| Sharks (W&M) | W | 320 | 175 | 10 | 2 | 20 | 16.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 230 | 23.00 |
| The Tipton Grand | W | 375 | 120 | 14 | 3 | 20 | 18.75 | 0.00 | 14 | 250 | 17.86 |
| Orange Lazarus (UVA) | W | 275 | 255 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 13.75 | 0.00 | 9 | 190 | 21.11 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | W | 345 | 220 | 11 | 1 | 20 | 17.25 | 0.00 | 11 | 240 | 21.82 |
| House, MD | W | 355 | 185 | 11 | 3 | 20 | 17.75 | 0.00 | 11 | 260 | 23.64 |
| Spacetime (Delaware) | W | 430 | 90 | 15 | 0 | 20 | 21.50 | 0.00 | 15 | 280 | 18.67 |
| Dubious Awards | W | 330 | 230 | 10 | 2 | 20 | 16.50 | 0.00 | 10 | 240 | 24.00 |
| Total | 3915 | 2015 | 131 | 19 | 220 | 17.80 | 0.00 | 131 | 2700 | 20.61 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Evan A | Uncivil Brats (Weiner) | 11.0 | 10 | 0 | 220 | 0.45 | 0.00 | 100 | 9.09 |
| Evan S | Uncivil Brats (Weiner) | 11.0 | 26 | 8 | 220 | 1.00 | 0.00 | 220 | 20.00 |
| Matt | Uncivil Brats (Weiner) | 11.0 | 95 | 11 | 220 | 4.07 | 0.00 | 895 | 81.36 |