| Rank |
Player |
Team |
GP |
10 |
-5 |
TUH |
P/TU |
P/N |
Pts |
PPG |
| 1 |
Matt |
Uncivil Brats (Weiner) |
11.0 |
95 |
11 |
220 |
4.07 |
0.00 |
895 |
81.36 |
| 2 |
J-Man |
Sharks (W&M) |
10.0 |
66 |
4 |
200 |
3.20 |
0.00 |
640 |
64.00 |
| 3 |
Bus Driver Stu |
Orange Lazarus (UVA) |
10.0 |
69 |
18 |
200 |
3.00 |
0.00 |
600 |
60.00 |
| 4 |
Turk |
House, MD |
9.0 |
42 |
10 |
180 |
2.06 |
0.00 |
370 |
41.11 |
| 5 |
Orpheus |
House, MD |
4.0 |
17 |
3 |
80 |
1.94 |
0.00 |
155 |
38.75 |
| 6 |
Nick Jonas |
The Tipton Grand |
10.0 |
44 |
11 |
200 |
1.93 |
0.00 |
385 |
38.50 |
| 7 |
Grizzly Adams |
The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) |
10.0 |
41 |
7 |
200 |
1.88 |
0.00 |
375 |
37.50 |
| 8 |
Zaza P. |
Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) |
9.0 |
38 |
10 |
180 |
1.83 |
0.00 |
330 |
36.67 |
| 9 |
Bohr |
Spacetime (Delaware) |
10.0 |
39 |
6 |
200 |
1.80 |
0.00 |
360 |
36.00 |
| 10 |
Waffle |
College Park Retirement Castle |
10.0 |
33 |
5 |
200 |
1.52 |
0.00 |
305 |
30.50 |
| 11 |
Stingray |
Dubious Awards |
11.0 |
35 |
8 |
220 |
1.41 |
0.00 |
310 |
28.18 |
| 12 |
Ryan Jacobson |
Quiztina Aguilera |
10.0 |
30 |
6 |
200 |
1.35 |
0.00 |
270 |
27.00 |
| 13 |
Dylan Sprouse |
The Tipton Grand |
10.0 |
28 |
4 |
200 |
1.30 |
0.00 |
260 |
26.00 |
| 14 |
Traffic |
College Park Retirement Castle |
10.0 |
28 |
5 |
200 |
1.27 |
0.00 |
255 |
25.50 |
| 15 |
Mr. Irrelvent |
Dubious Awards |
11.0 |
31 |
9 |
220 |
1.20 |
0.00 |
265 |
24.09 |
| 16 |
Golden Raspberry |
Dubious Awards |
11.0 |
30 |
12 |
220 |
1.09 |
0.00 |
240 |
21.82 |
| 17 |
Of Silence |
College Park Retirement Castle |
10.0 |
21 |
0 |
200 |
1.05 |
0.00 |
210 |
21.00 |
| 18 |
Evan S |
Uncivil Brats (Weiner) |
11.0 |
26 |
8 |
220 |
1.00 |
0.00 |
220 |
20.00 |
| 19 |
Shark |
Sharks (W&M) |
10.0 |
24 |
11 |
200 |
0.93 |
0.00 |
185 |
18.50 |
| 20 |
Jonathan Pinyin |
Quiztina Aguilera |
10.0 |
20 |
3 |
200 |
0.93 |
0.00 |
185 |
18.50 |
| 21 |
Lt. Dr. |
College Park Retirement Castle |
10.0 |
20 |
5 |
200 |
0.88 |
0.00 |
175 |
17.50 |
| 22 |
Danny Brauman |
Quiztina Aguilera |
10.0 |
21 |
9 |
200 |
0.82 |
0.00 |
165 |
16.50 |
| 23 |
Miss Fingerwood |
Orange Lazarus (UVA) |
10.0 |
20 |
7 |
200 |
0.82 |
0.00 |
165 |
16.50 |
| 24 |
Josh Smith |
Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) |
7.0 |
13 |
6 |
140 |
0.71 |
0.00 |
100 |
14.29 |
| 25 |
David |
Quiztina Aguilera |
10.0 |
20 |
13 |
200 |
0.68 |
0.00 |
135 |
13.50 |
| 26 |
Feynman |
Spacetime (Delaware) |
10.0 |
14 |
1 |
200 |
0.68 |
0.00 |
135 |
13.50 |
| 27 |
Nazi Gramps |
The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) |
10.0 |
14 |
4 |
200 |
0.60 |
0.00 |
120 |
12.00 |
| 28 |
Corbin Bleu |
The Tipton Grand |
10.0 |
13 |
3 |
200 |
0.57 |
0.00 |
115 |
11.50 |
| 29 |
The Elf |
The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) |
10.0 |
13 |
3 |
200 |
0.57 |
0.00 |
115 |
11.50 |
| 30 |
Montezuma |
Sharks (W&M) |
10.0 |
12 |
3 |
200 |
0.53 |
0.00 |
105 |
10.50 |
| 31 |
Darwin Award |
Dubious Awards |
11.0 |
11 |
0 |
220 |
0.50 |
0.00 |
110 |
10.00 |
| 32 |
Inspector 34 |
Orange Lazarus (UVA) |
10.0 |
11 |
3 |
200 |
0.47 |
0.00 |
95 |
9.50 |
| 33 |
Evan A |
Uncivil Brats (Weiner) |
11.0 |
10 |
0 |
220 |
0.45 |
0.00 |
100 |
9.09 |
| 34 |
Romano |
House, MD |
9.0 |
10 |
4 |
180 |
0.44 |
0.00 |
80 |
8.89 |
| 35 |
Minkowski |
Spacetime (Delaware) |
10.0 |
9 |
1 |
200 |
0.42 |
0.00 |
85 |
8.50 |
| 36 |
Josh Chitd |
Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) |
9.0 |
10 |
6 |
180 |
0.39 |
0.00 |
70 |
7.78 |
| 37 |
Race |
House, MD |
10.0 |
11 |
7 |
200 |
0.38 |
0.00 |
75 |
7.50 |
| 38 |
Marvin Williamson |
Team Xscbtuaklly (Feldman) |
10.0 |
9 |
9 |
200 |
0.23 |
0.00 |
45 |
4.50 |
| 39 |
Evil Sister Mom |
The Cast of Elves (1990) (Howard) |
10.0 |
2 |
2 |
200 |
0.05 |
0.00 |
10 |
1.00 |